I Ain't Your Buddy Guy

From their 1-star apartment rental in Spittsburg, Ohio, a sketchy-looking albino man with horns and his green-skinned half-plant fiancé hire three high-rank mercenaries to house-sit and take care of their pet alien creature, Buddy the Juice, while they visit relatives for the day. Buddy has been placed under house arrest for reasons that legally can’t be described in detail following a pattern of strange behavior, so they hired a comic trio of intergalactic hitmen to keep Buddy out of trouble. Alpha, the de facto leader of the group who took the job because he thought it was easy money, Meta, a loud-mouthed and eccentric incubus who took the job because he wanted to find his clients’ “stash”, and Malady, the only sane succubus of the group who took the job because she thought it would be a fun change of pace from their usual work. However, as the three get a little too comfortable in their clients' apartment, it becomes clear that pet-sitting this gremlin is anything but “usual work”.